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Funny Quotes 17 Jul 2013 | 09:35 am
FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. 2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everyw...
Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons 23 Jun 2013 | 09:14 am
For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the sur...
Nine things people say that i hate 24 Jan 2013 | 03:22 pm
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are ...
Funny ways to prove things guide for lecturers 22 Jan 2013 | 03:07 pm
Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or seminar setting. Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcomi...
Women quotes and sayings 21 Jan 2013 | 10:16 am
Women like silent men. They believe that they are listening. The estimate of a woman is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. Most women have to enemies all the other women, most Men have the o...
Vacancy at Wal-Mart 15 Jan 2013 | 02:45 pm
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, ...
Cool beauty quotes 13 Jan 2013 | 02:29 pm
“Beauty, without expression, tires.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson “Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown “It is amazi...
Nice Hilarious quotes and sayings 10 Jan 2013 | 04:38 pm
To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, alway...
best friend quotes and sayings 9 Jan 2013 | 10:33 am
Friendship is like a wine, it tastes better as it grows older A friend gives you a shoulder to lean on when you cry, a true friend has a shovel ready to hit the person who made you cry over the head....
Good Anger Quotes and Sayings 12 Nov 2012 | 02:11 pm
Some good anger quotes and sayings …. “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep bu....
