Still Alive 7 Jul 2013 | 12:36 am

WHERE DID YOU GO? I flatter myself by thinking you are asking this question.  I am writing a book of and about porn.

The Dove Sketches Beauty Scam 8 May 2013 | 07:21 pm

the only way to win is not to play

The Terrible, Awful Truth About SSDI 5 Apr 2013 | 07:12 pm

"wait-- didn't you do this post before?

Don't Hate Her Because She's Successful 22 Mar 2013 | 06:01 pm

the first thing you noticed is her great outfit and the first thing I noticed is she's covering her wedding ring this is why you are anxious and I am Alone

No Self-Respecting Woman Would Go Out Without Make Up 14 Jan 2013 | 07:35 pm

Product Review: Panasonic PT AX200U 14 Dec 2012 | 08:34 pm

but how will you afford a steak?

Funeral 10 Dec 2012 | 06:26 pm

do you have a better system?

Expendable; Or, And Now The Pharma Pendulum Swings Back The Other Way 9 Dec 2012 | 01:10 am

about to reopen?

Temper Tantrums In The DSM 20 Nov 2012 | 07:08 pm

let me guess

Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2 16 Nov 2012 | 12:16 am

gross margin 35%.  Damn right we voted for food stamps