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Did I Do That??!! 26 Aug 2013 | 05:17 pm

In my last post I mused about the luxury of having two (count 'em, two!) bathrooms. Yeah.  I broke our toilet yesterday.  {Cue dejected trumpet sound.  Wump-Wump} I've never in my life heard of anyo...

Our little bit of earth 21 Aug 2013 | 08:06 am

The other day I was sitting across the table from W when I asked him if he liked our new house.  "I luff our new house, mama" he said. He luffs it.  I do, too. It's a benign little house, just the.....

The Final Countdown 12 Aug 2013 | 05:22 pm

There are certain tell tale signs that a woman is entering the home stretch in her sacred pregnancy journey. Currently, I'm right there at the don't look too closely at my legs because there's defin....

On Stitches and Surrendering 9 Aug 2013 | 07:48 am

I sometimes think parenting is one big exercise in the art of surrendering.  It teaches me to be strong when I'd rather be weak, to act brave when I actually feel terrified, and forces me to be in the...

What NOT to do when things get real tense like. 10 Jul 2013 | 06:54 am

If you ever find yourself pregnant, and working full time, with a sweet two year old baby boy at home that you feel guilty about not having enough time with, and you've been sick for nearly two weeks,...

Bad Minnie. 10 Jul 2013 | 06:17 am

Back in September I shared with you a drawing so threatening and upsetting, it gave my sister nightmares.  Never did I think I could create something equally as frightening, but BEHOLD!  The most terr...

Great Scott! The invention I've been longing for! 3 Jul 2013 | 09:35 pm

Recently I came up with an idea for an "invention".  I like saying that, incidentally: I have an invention.  My invention is...wait for it...a tooth brush for toddlers with 360 degree bristles. Bris....

We bought a zoo! 23 Jun 2013 | 09:09 pm

After living in rentals for the past sixteen or so years and contending with macabre goth neighbors, morbidly obese feral cats, negligant landlords, landlords named Smeagol who rifled through our garb...

Hey, Supermoon 23 Jun 2013 | 06:55 am

I really like the sound of a supermoon.  It's got a certain enchanting, celestial vibe, don't you think? This is the view of Supermoon from my back porch right now.  As I was taking this picture I mus...

And now for another post about poop 7 Jun 2013 | 09:53 pm

W pooped on the potty last night for the first time. And yes, I do feel this is something to write home about. We haven't done much to push the potty training thing, other than trying to discourage it...

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