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The Oregon Trail Makes A Stadium Cameo 27 Aug 2013 | 02:47 am

During the rather large Seattle & Portland MLS derby (Northwestern Roast Derby?) some smack talk happened. The type of “smack talk” which could only emanate from the Pacific Northwest, one would think...

Raul Gets His Real Sending Off 24 Aug 2013 | 03:13 am

If you were looking for a jog down memory lane, here’s a sprint. Last night at the Bernabeu Real Madrid had a celebration in honor of Raul. Played for them once or twice, now picks up paychecks in the...

The World Cup Draw, But Better 23 Aug 2013 | 03:35 am

The World Cup in Brazil is in less than a year and with that, it’s time for all sorts of excellent and ridiculous and ridiculously excellent things to happen in the buildup. Sepp Blatter is involved i...

Gerard Pique: Maker Of Dreams 23 Aug 2013 | 01:29 am

Shakira’s baby daddy is all kinds of hero to one little boy these days. After the Levante match, using the most liberal possible interpretation of “match”, a young boy began yelling the names of the p...

Real Sociedad Wants To Steal Your Eyes & Hearts 21 Aug 2013 | 01:12 am

Real Sociedad is out of control right now. The unlikely entrants into the Champions League are about to become the world’s fastest fan favorites with some extraordinary highlight reels with which to w...

HSV Squad Put In Time Out. Most Comply – Most. 20 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm

You know when you were a kid and you got in trouble so you were sent to your room to “think about what you did” and you didn’t really care because all your toys were there? But then your parents came ...

The New Fashion: Great Finishing, Wrong Net 20 Aug 2013 | 08:39 pm

Maybe it’s a summer thing (a Northern summer, anyway), but spectacular own goals and crisp finishing into one’s own net are becoming en vogue. It’s not exactly a good way to endear one’s self to the h...

Producing Pep: A Documentary 17 Aug 2013 | 03:00 am

He’s gone from football’s hottest mind to a man taking shots from his old love while holding an enviable yet unenviable job. What was supposed to be Pep Guardiola’s triumphant return to football is no...

Inter Gets The Fabrizio Ferri Treatment 16 Aug 2013 | 02:31 am

A quick Google of Fabrizio Ferri indicates the man knows what to do with a camera in his hand. He’s a celebrity photographer and as such, the occasional football team requests his services. Inter want...

Dani Alves’ Wonder Own Goal 15 Aug 2013 | 12:50 am

With today being an international day and some really phenomenal games and rivalries taking place (Belgium – France, England – Scotland, The Pope Bowl, etc), there’s bound to be some world class finis...

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