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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Epilogue 12 Mar 2008 | 04:08 am
Just remember what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted... read more
My in-depth review of Mac OSX Leopard and Adobe CS3 25 Jan 2008 | 07:33 am
A picture is worth a thousand words. But if you're using Apple's brand new Leopard OS, or Adobe's latest CS package, placing a picture or typing any words will likely make you crash. Sometimes you jus...
The Red Wire Theatre presents: Pimp Daddy Welfare 6 Dec 2007 | 04:28 am
The first day of college is daunting for anyone. You're striking out on your own for the first time, and you're basically throwing out the rule book of life. You're not obligated to do something beca...
The Wall of Shame Part 1: Dental insanity 31 Oct 2007 | 04:36 am
“Most editors are failed writers, but then so are most writers.” – T.S. Eliot I’ve always wanted to be a writer. It’s not something I felt, it’s something I knew. I was breaking down the stories of t...
You're: an obituary for a contraction 25 Oct 2007 | 08:45 am
The word you’re passed away in its sleep last night. It was 78. It’s survived by its wife it’s (itself on its last legs) and its children he’s, and she’s. You’re had enjoyed a brief period of promin...
Generational Crap 19 Oct 2007 | 01:45 pm
“You, all right? I learned it by watching you!” It’s called a shared cultural experience. Something we all grew up with, grew up surrounded by, so a passing reference to it will be understood by anyo...
Revisiting the retards 2 Oct 2007 | 06:41 am
Editor’s note: Years ago, during the old iteration of The Red Wire, we unwisely opened the page up to the losers who read it. The result was this giant piece of shit. read more
DURRRRRR 16 Aug 2007 | 02:28 am
DURRRRRR read more
Of Minute Maid and Men 4 Aug 2007 | 03:36 am
BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD read more
Welcome to the all new theredwire.com 8 Jun 2007 | 01:07 pm
So maybe you've gotten here because you did a google search for 'world's largest wang' and my name popped up. Maybe you're one of the two people who used to frequent this site when it was the world'...
