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Writers Guide: How to Not Write a Book in 5 Easy Steps 27 Aug 2013 | 01:18 am

Step One: Tell everyone you are definitely for sure going to write a book. Don't leave anyone out! Include your friends and your family and your neighbors and the people who work at Starbucks (And .....

Accidental Activist 22 Aug 2013 | 04:27 am

Ooh dang! I almost forgot to tell you about the scariest and most dangerous part of last month's trip. Probably because I blocked it from my memory. The terror was too great. The fear too unbearable....

This year is gonna be different! And other lies I tell us. 17 Aug 2013 | 03:38 am

My kids are at school (Glory to God in Heaven) and I find myself sitting down in the morning, reveling in perfect silence (Thank you sweet baby Jesus) and sipping coffee while it's still hot (Praise t...

The Big Ask: How can I help fight human trafficking and slavery? 26 Jul 2013 | 01:42 am

I sat across a table from a man I can tell you almost nothing about. He's an undercover investigator working with The Exodus Road, and I was truly impressed by him. I don't want to get all gushy, so ...

Real talk; an abridged tour of the SE Asian sex trade. 23 Jul 2013 | 01:34 am

I spent the first two weeks of July in South East Asia, getting a first hand look at the sex trade, slavery, and human trafficking that plagues that part of the world. After I got back, I had coffee w...

Taking back Eden. 28 Jun 2013 | 07:27 am

When I was a teenager, people often told me I looked a few years older than I was. At 14, I passed for 16. At 16, I passed for 20. At 17, I got pregnant, and all of a sudden I looked young again. Too ...

The Perfect Shade of Greige 22 Jun 2013 | 05:44 am

I like it here. I like my boxy little house and my teeny tiny yard, and I like that all of the grass on my block gets cut on the same day. It does good things for my chaotic mess of a mind. I thrive ...

Sex, part 2: Why Wait? 14 Jun 2013 | 12:17 am

I pretty much hate having teenage boys. I hate the looks they give. I hate the smells they make. I hate the skeezy little 'stache that creeps up, slow and sparse, on their upper lip. But most of all,...

The Taco is Amazing. 10 Jun 2013 | 07:39 pm

My husband is born a multi-tasker. Back in the day, when he was a cop, I liked to call him at night before I went to sleep. I'd ask him what he was doing and the answer was always something like, “Oh,...

The Taco is Amazing. 10 Jun 2013 | 07:39 pm

My husband is born a multi-tasker. Back in the day, when he was a cop, I liked to call him at night before I went to sleep. I'd ask him what he was doing and the answer was always something like, “Oh,...

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