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Bad Friend 19 May 2011 | 04:18 am

Got hamboned one night and went streaking with my friends sister whose apparently a lot younger than me. Age is just a number. He will never know. TBM.

Playmate 12 May 2011 | 06:16 am

Went to Coolerpalooza with my lucky cooler. Someone stole it. Woke up with two identical ones...neither which were mine. TBM.

Looks can be deceiving 3 May 2011 | 02:27 am

Filled up my empty bottle of grey goose with burnettes. All the girls were impressed. TBM.

I Feel Like Dying 2 May 2011 | 06:09 pm

Every time I get blackout I call my mom telling her i'm dying. she used to worry but now she gets me to hand the phone over to my boyfriend and she tells him to put me to bed. TBM.

A river runs through it 27 Apr 2011 | 08:42 am

Got so drunk I woke up with a large puddle of piss on my floor. TBM.

Allergic Protection 27 Apr 2011 | 02:39 am

Told her I couldn't use protection cause I'm allergic to latex. TBM.

Techno Tuesday 27 Apr 2011 | 02:35 am

At our Techno Tuesday rave I turned off the music and stood up on a table and yelled if your not attractive or you don't put out then you have to leave. Then pointed to a fat girl an said that means y...

True love 27 Apr 2011 | 02:33 am

Got a text from someone named "ferrell" saying they had fun with me last night and wants to hang out again. I'm not sure if ferrell is a guy or girl. TBM.

Jackie Moon 19 Apr 2011 | 12:07 pm

Raging on Franklin street during Halloween and telling a 6' 8" 250 lb man dressed up as Jackie Moon to lick my ball sack and hit me as hard as he can before I drag his ass up and down the street. TBM.

Taxi Cab Confessions 17 Apr 2011 | 11:07 am

My cousins were in town from Florida and my friends and I wanted to show them a good time. We got two hotel rooms downtown, grabbed some beer/liquor, scooped the 18 year old brother and headed down to...

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