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Your dad was into nature before you knew what organic was, and... 27 Aug 2013 | 12:07 am

Your dad was into nature before you knew what organic was, and he’s got the tent popping skills to prove it. Huck Finn didn’t have shit on your dad. He was a man-wolf with a spirit that called him to ...

Dads are the Original Hipsters. The only moisturizer man hands... 22 Aug 2013 | 08:35 pm

Dads are the Original Hipsters. The only moisturizer man hands need are 10W-30, condensation off a cold beer and other men’s blood. Your dad knew this and his fists were harder than hammers. His cal....

With a whiskey-cold death grip on life’s balls, your dad... 22 Aug 2013 | 12:23 am

With a whiskey-cold death grip on life’s balls, your dad raised you in his badass image. He taught you the finer arts of living dangerously and taught you how to recklessly chase happiness. Each day y...

Your dad judged people before you did and he’s got the... 25 Jul 2013 | 08:02 pm

Your dad judged people before you did and he’s got the confidence-crushing comments to prove it. With a switch blade tongue and devastating wit, every outing was an opportunity to eloquently express w...

Your dad took selfies before you did and he’s got the... 18 Jul 2013 | 06:48 pm

Your dad took selfies before you did and he’s got the mirror shots to prove it. Back when Polaroid was the original Instagram, he was immortalizing his awesome in 5x7 form. He was the Picasso of portr...

Your dad was a badass before you were, and he’s got... 27 Jun 2013 | 07:42 pm

Your dad was a badass before you were, and he’s got the poisonous friends to prove it. Somewhere between full throttle and lip locking death, he lived on the edge of existence with a fist full of whis...

Happy Original Hipster Day.  17 Jun 2013 | 02:07 am

Happy Original Hipster Day. 

Happy Father’s day to all the original hipsters. Thank you... 16 Jun 2013 | 07:37 pm

Happy Father’s day to all the original hipsters. Thank you for being more awesome than we can ever be. 

Your dad wore raw denim before you did and he’s got the... 1 May 2013 | 07:53 pm

Your dad wore raw denim before you did and he’s got the faded indigo to prove it. His blues read like a biography of debauchery. They had a whiskey patina with a 10w30 Pollock treatment around the poc...

Your dad is judging you, and he’s not impressed.  19 Apr 2013 | 11:20 pm

Your dad is judging you, and he’s not impressed. 

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