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collegehumor: See the entire history of the world here. If... 2 Aug 2013 | 12:04 am

collegehumor: See the entire history of the world here. If Facebook had existed during the Big Bang, Ancient Rome, World War II, and the rest of Earth’s major historical events. I wrote this and th...

Hey, Buzzfeed, what the fuck are you doing? There are so many... 31 Jul 2013 | 08:00 pm

Hey, Buzzfeed, what the fuck are you doing? There are so many problems with this Heritage Foundation sponsored article that explains why Obamacare is bad through GIFs, but I’ll choose to focus on thi...

blogwell: Harriet was kicked out of Dogwarts for meddling in... 29 Jul 2013 | 07:48 pm

blogwell: Harriet was kicked out of Dogwarts for meddling in the Bark Arts. You’re a wizard, Harry.

Thank god the Internet exists and no man must suffer the burden... 27 Jul 2013 | 10:46 pm

Thank god the Internet exists and no man must suffer the burden of not being able to share his most burning thoughts with all of mankind.

Today, at work, I got a free hamburger for appearing in a video. Except that when I went to put... 10 Jul 2013 | 02:43 am

Today, at work, I got a free hamburger for appearing in a video. Except that when I went to put ketchup on my free hamburger, there was no burger. It was just lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles on a ...

collegehumor: The Mighty Ducks is a terrific series of movies,... 10 Jul 2013 | 12:57 am

collegehumor: The Mighty Ducks is a terrific series of movies, but, like anything involving children and rollerblades, it has a whole bunch of nonsense mixed in. 1. Why would someone convicted of a ...

Best video title ever. 9 Jul 2013 | 01:57 am

Best video title ever.

No moment fills me with more intense self-loathing than when I open a canned beverage and then... 2 Jul 2013 | 09:26 pm

No moment fills me with more intense self-loathing than when I open a canned beverage and then notice the instruction to shake well before opening.

My dog, Harriet, is really branching out. 25 Jun 2013 | 07:49 pm

My dog, Harriet, is really branching out.

collegehumor: Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast... 13 Jun 2013 | 09:22 pm

collegehumor: Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it’s “unhealthy” and a “perfect illust...

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