Brandon Weeden's license plate is perfect 25 Aug 2013 | 08:03 pm

[Photo via Reddit]

Mikhail Prokhorov's day at the beach 22 Aug 2013 | 10:36 pm

Word is he was totally pissed that there were no trash cans at the beach and he had to carry out his trash.

No words necessary 22 Aug 2013 | 10:26 pm

Everybody plays the fool 22 Aug 2013 | 10:22 pm

Some (most) of you are probably wondering who Gary Neville is. He is not a Neville Brother, but after a quick Google image search we realized he never smiles and is probably not wearing pants in this ...

Tim Lincecum might be Beavis 22 Aug 2013 | 01:56 am

And he really likes sunflower seeds. [Via Reddit]

We've said it before - marriage is WAY overrated 22 Aug 2013 | 01:41 am

Here is a soccer player being forced to destroy his wedding ring in order to get back on the field. Consider it a favor. Also, next time he puts on a wedding band - he should lay off the sodium.

Marriage is TOTALLY overrated anyway 9 Aug 2013 | 09:51 pm

We have no inside knowledge, but this guy is probably better off without her ... if this were actually a real proposal. Quite the clever ruse by the New Britain New Cats, in the sense that it was slig...

Mariners continue to re-invent the game 9 Aug 2013 | 09:39 pm

In fairness, fuck the outfield grass. It sucks. [GIF via Reddit]

Guy with no eyebrows tells a guy to change his hair color 9 Aug 2013 | 09:38 pm

While Woodson gives JR Smith feedback on his new blond wig (which we assume is paying homage to Sisqo), nobody can explain Mike's lack of eyebrows. [J.R. photo via BeyondTheBuzzer.com, Mike Woodson vi...

Report: Johnny Manziel is being represented by Champ Kind 9 Aug 2013 | 09:35 pm

The man on the right, Jim Darnell, is one half of Johnny Manziel's legal dream team. We have a hunch that Jim & Jeep Darnell -- no seriously, that's JEEP glowing below -- have no idea what it's like t...