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Women 14 Aug 2013 | 11:35 pm
Alluring, terrifying hoarders of erotic capital we can’t begin to try to understand as complete individual human beings. Why won’t they appreciate it when we explain things to them with our penises?
Adoption Process 8 Aug 2013 | 11:36 pm
The series of steps required to convince a prospective customer to embrace your dog of a product.
Video White Paper 8 Aug 2013 | 03:00 am
We just learned that this is a thing. It’s exciting, like discovering a new mutation.
Decimate 7 Aug 2013 | 12:23 am
Stop, just stop. You know it means “to remove 10%”, but you keep using it for “destroy”. Why do people habitually turn to this deceitful bit of math disguised as English when there are so many more sa...
Royal Baby 31 Jul 2013 | 10:53 pm
Much like diamonds, a common item whose false scarcity and class associations have been trumped up by a sophisticated marketing campaign.
Like-Minded Individuals 31 Jul 2013 | 05:50 am
White people.
Curated Community 31 Jul 2013 | 05:41 am
Smug, self-congratulatory entitlement…with yoga.
Cognoscenti 3 Jul 2013 | 06:12 am
“I am writing wistfully about a group to which I do not belong and I am in possession of a thesaurus.”
Entre-manure 2 Jul 2013 | 11:39 pm
The self-indulgent cultural product of successful company founders who have enough cash to insulate themselves from valid criticism. See: Sean Parker’s wedding and Andrew Mason’s album.
Growth Strategist 2 Jul 2013 | 03:06 am
Fluffer.
