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**KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN** 26 Mar 2013 | 01:09 pm
Sunday, and the boss is giving me grief for not having given the little darlings colouring-in stuff, crayons and what have you. "It's the only way to stop the little sticky fingered bastards smashing ...
I’M NOT YER DA! 20 Mar 2013 | 04:22 am
In the course of my day-to-day work I am required to contact future punters to check that the reservation they made a day a week or a month previous is still a thing they want to do and wasn't just bo...
Upselling! You suck at it! 14 Mar 2013 | 11:16 pm
A reliable source, Deepthroat (LOL), contacted me late this afternoon with a tale so tremendous, so utterly magnificent I was sure it was made up. But Deepthroat (LOL) assures me the information is bo...
Come Here ‘Til I Shout at You… 13 Mar 2013 | 05:47 pm
Look at you. Sitting there like butter and other delicious dairy products wouldn't melt in yer pie hole. Eh, proud of yerself are ya? Yes it's you I'm talking to. Sitting there all smug and happy with...
I am a bastard and no mistake… 13 Mar 2013 | 04:10 am
Oh hey, didn't see you there. *Lifts chair, sits on it back to front like a cowboy* Actually that's nonsense, I really can't pull of the cowboy look...think of it more like a school councillor who is ...
Choobs n Wabs! 7 Mar 2013 | 06:52 pm
It's the goal of every restaurant, every business, to turn new customers into regular customers. It's not my fucking goal. Fuck that shit. It's especially not my goal when the new punters are a pair o...
Mr Grey… 1 Mar 2013 | 06:01 am
The man didn't react, well not how you'd expect someone to react when given such news. He wasn't impassive either. He heard, he understood, he looked...he looked weary...as if he knew it was going to ...
The awkward moment when you realise your tattoo is the same as the meals on wheels logo… 26 Feb 2013 | 01:10 pm
oh... I'm very pro public services. If I could only a symbol that best represents my love for out of hours GP services I would get that done next.
PWND, by a child… 25 Feb 2013 | 06:39 pm
Sunday and the restaurant was coming down with little people and their supposed care givers. There were sticky hands, grubby faces, tears, squealing and upset from the velvet curtains to the much soug...
International Assholism… 21 Feb 2013 | 06:00 pm
So I had this table last evening of, wait for it, fish experts. Can you imagine? Fish. Experts. Brilliant! They have everything these days. What a time to be alive! When I was a lad Captain Birdseye ...
