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You Can Call It "Homecoming Clean" 25 Aug 2013 | 12:48 pm

I have a request. I need someone out there to start a business for me. Nothing fancy; just leave whichever dead-end soul-sucking job you're currently in, throw together a logo or some letterhead, mayb...

Glacier National Park Signs, Paraphrased 21 Aug 2013 | 12:06 pm

The missus and I are returning from our Great Montana Migration of 2013 tomorrow. While we're still here in Glacier National Park, I thought I'd relay some of the signs I've seen posted around the par...

What I Did (Far Too Much of) On My Summer Vacation 17 Aug 2013 | 12:28 pm

Just a short note from the road tonight; I'm still in the early part of my week's vacation with the missus and a couple of friends in Glacier Park. (That's in Montana. They don't have a lot of intern...

Some Cruelties You Can't Prevent 13 Aug 2013 | 12:44 pm

I try not to be rude to people. Well, not by my definition of "rude", at least. If other people have a concept of rudeness that includes eye rolling, snarky comments or putting one's hands over one's...

Less Safe, More Sound 9 Aug 2013 | 12:57 pm

Sometimes having a thing is worse than not having it in the first place. Obviously, that's true in some cases. Like court dates, or the herpes, or a lunch date with Amanda Bynes. (What's that? Too s...

One Step Forward, One Post Back 5 Aug 2013 | 12:45 pm

So I've got a new gig writing some articles for a site online. I'll pass along the details in a few weeks, as things develop, but it's nice to have another spot to fling my nonsense. All these other o...

Vacation (Now We Prank Away) 1 Aug 2013 | 12:36 pm

I recently mentioned that I'll be visiting Glacier Park in a couple of weeks. It will be nice to get away for a few days, to relax. To recharge. And to hike around an oversized ice cube for fourteen h...

Of Hiking Shoes and Expert Blues 28 Jul 2013 | 12:15 pm

There's no winning when an expert gets involved. This is absolutely true, if you yourself are not the expert in question. (It may also be true when you are the expert; I don't know. If I'm ever good ...

Hell Is Other Umbrellas 24 Jul 2013 | 02:44 am

My wife and I have umbrella problems. Which is to say, we each have our own umbrella problem -- except for those times when her umbrella problem becomes my umbrella problem, and then I have all sorts ...

(Slightly-More-Than-A-)Milestone 20 Jul 2013 | 01:20 am

They say as you get older, you pay less attention to milestones. Like birthdays or number of Twitter followers or anniversaries. (Anniversaries, riiiiiight. Tell that to a married guy whose wife is a...

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