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I’mma Cut You (The Wolverine Review) 17 Aug 2013 | 08:08 pm
While the X-Men comics have emphasized the team aspect of the superhero group, the X-Men movies more or less eschewed that in favor of making Wolverine the main character. Nerdlingers the world over h...
It’s Time to Honor Myself 10 Aug 2013 | 09:41 pm
Apparently, summertime is awards season. Awards season for Awesomely Shitty. That’s right, fuckos, I got not one, but two blogging awards. Hells yeah! I rule! Ahem. Okay, sure they were given to me by...
Letters to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 3 Aug 2013 | 08:00 pm
Glamorous Hollywood stars. Dear The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, I recently watched you, and thought I should let you know about something called brevity. With an excruciatingly long running time, c...
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Spoilers: There Aren’t Any) 27 Jul 2013 | 08:10 pm
Which kid is supposed to be the interesting one? Wallflower: noun – A person who from shyness or unpopularity remains on the sidelines of a social activity. Right off the bat, this movie screams ove...
Man of Steel Left Skidmarks All Over the Planet 20 Jul 2013 | 07:58 pm
Why does the Man of Steel wear so much Spandex, anyway? BrikHaus Man of Steel is the 2013 GRRR DARK AND GRITTY GRRR reboot of the Superman franchise. And like its predecessors, it manages to soar to...
Happy (Shitty) Five Year Anniversary 15 Jul 2013 | 06:57 pm
Well, it’s happened, folks. I’ve wasted five perfectly good years of my life working on this blog. I’d like to thank those of you who drop by and leave comments and/or hate messages on a regular basis...
Taken 2, Hustle & Flow 29 Jun 2013 | 03:29 am
Taken 2 “Hello? Who is this? No I don’t want to switch my long distance carrier. Hey, who the fuck even uses that shit anymore?” Even though the original Taken was a straight-up rip-off of Arnold Sc...
Haywire, Louie Season 2 21 Jun 2013 | 10:57 pm
Haywire What do you get when you cross Ocean’s 11 with The Bourne Identity? A steaming pile of shit, that’s what. This 2011 movie was written by Lem Dobbs whose previous work included such gems as Dar...
Superman I & II 14 Jun 2013 | 08:00 pm
Superman: The Movie Superman: I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. I realize it’s nerd blasphemy to speak ill of the original Superman movies, but I don’t really care. The fact ...
Steins;Gate, Black Rock Shooter TV 7 Jun 2013 | 07:56 pm
Steins;Gate Steins;Gate is a completely forgettable anime which, naturally, has almost universal acclaim as a “Masterpiece.” I’m not sure why, because it’s anything but a masterpiece. Piece of trash? ...
