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Minister for Hats Announces Hat Austerity Program for Government Ministers 16 Dec 2010 | 04:37 pm
Minister for Hats Skanda Yobgob announces the details of the new plan outside his office this afternoon. Palace of the People, Revdona, 2 p.m. — Minister for Hats Skanda Yobgob addressed the reporter...
New Meat Stocks (not) Shipped to Stores 14 Dec 2010 | 04:41 pm
Store workers showing off a large pile of Grade-A(-) beef recently (not) shipped to all Koskovian supermarkets. Revodan, 4 p.m. — Minister for Meat Sonja Malenkov announced this afternoon the latest ...
Minister Demands Members of Congress Accept Lower Pay During Fiscal Crisis Caused Only By the Capitalist Nations and Not the Minister of Finance of Ko... 6 Dec 2010 | 04:07 pm
Newly-appointed Minister of Finance and Chairman of the Central Bank Yuri Belgariovna addresses the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies this afternoon. Revodna, 3 p.m. — Newly-appointed Minister of Finance...
Extra Security Forces Added for Koskovian Peace and Socialism Day 7 Nov 2010 | 01:29 pm
Newly sworn-in officers of the Ministry of Internal Security and Harmony Street Safety Task Force Division patrol the streets of Revodna. Revodna, 4 p.m. — Following the request of the Governor-Gener...
President’s Favorite Pet Named Army “General” in Delightful Children’s Ceremony 11 Oct 2010 | 11:19 am
President and Chairman Vladik’s favorite dog Barky Stalin was “appointed” to the Koskvian Peoples’ General Staff today at a gathering for children at the Presidential Palace. Revodna, 2 p.m. — At a g...
New Luxury Hotel Construction Complete 15 Aug 2010 | 01:55 pm
The brand new Koskovian Peoples’ Mega Grand Superior Hotel and Resort opened its doors today to an admiring public. Not Your City, 5 p.m. — The new Koskovian Peoples’ Mega Grand Superior Hotel and Re...
Counter-Revolutionary Leader Executed 30 Jul 2010 | 06:50 am
Counter-revolutionary and terrorist code-named “Dipsy” was executed at dawn this morning on orders of the State Security Service. Revodna, 1:30 p.m. — On the orders of the Chairman of the State Secur...
New Minister for Wildlife Preservation and Conservation Appointed 16 Jul 2010 | 02:21 pm
Newly-appointed Minister for Wildlife Preservation and Conservation Mikos Gorak settles into his new office this afternoon. Revodna, Palace of the People — Following the assassination resignation m...
Devices Which Are Not Cameras Are Shipped to Citizens 1 Jul 2010 | 01:50 pm
This is not a camera, video or otherwise. Revodna, Palace of the State Security Service, 4:15 p.m. — The spokesman for the State Security Service, [Name Withheld], announced to the reporter for State...
Computer Executed for Un-Socialist Behavior 30 Jun 2010 | 04:42 pm
The NoviStar 5500 executed this afternoon by the State Security Service. Revodna, Palace of the People, 5 p.m. — Following a short hearing by the Computer Security Bureau of the State Security Servic...
