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Inadvertently Single on the Northside 21 Aug 2013 | 08:02 am

Both the details of being single and living on the Northside are kind of irrelevant to these stories. I just wanted to use that title. No one has actually inquired if I’m single. In fact, one special...

My heart is a minefield 20 Jul 2013 | 12:05 pm

Honestly, I feel like a fool making such public declarations of having found love and then retracting them like a middle-class housewife with buyer’s remorse. Also, honestly, this is not a retraction...

On discovering that love is not all fun and games 19 Apr 2013 | 05:57 am

Six months in: the love of my life is still the love of my life. I have never been more confident about that. Every little thing that matters, every red flag that ever waved before is white. It’s mira...

Riding shotgun with cupid and other reflections on turning thirty 22 Dec 2012 | 11:50 pm

Getting older ain’t no thing. The last year has been a roller coaster of sorrow and hope and grit. At every turn, I am amazed at the order life makes out of disorder when seen from a far enough distan...

Dredging the Lake 7 May 2012 | 02:47 pm

Match is at it again, dredging the depths of their vast testosterone inventory to find only the most suitable suitors for me. Here are a couple of gems. Meet chu1010 Of all the unfortunate (and rat...

Vote of Confidence 17 Apr 2012 | 02:57 pm

I’m pretty sure that Match’s most recent matching algorithm consists of: *Shrug* Fuck if I know… These gems were all contained within one day’s set of “matches.” “Eligible” Bachelor #1: YOUNGCOWBOY2...

Hot Mess: Volume 13 6 Apr 2012 | 03:41 pm

This week’s edition of “holy fuck, why?” is brought to you by MarcB1234. The problem is partly his face, but it’s also that he writes his message like it’s an old school, personal ad. Probably becaus...

Deadmaus: Sacrificing the Spirit Animal 3 Apr 2012 | 03:37 pm

If my recent few months were in chart form, it might look something like this. The only constant theme in my life since last August has been constant change, not limited to but including: August – M...

Hot Mess: Volume 12 27 Mar 2012 | 03:57 pm

On this week’s “Good god, look who favorited me!” – HJV17 This man is the vanilla ice cream at the ice cream shop. Or to use a fish-in-the-sea metaphor, this man is breaded fish stick. No one’s reall...

Hot Mess: Volume 11 9 Mar 2012 | 05:22 pm

In general, I have pretty high self-esteem, some might even call it “cockiness.” Semantics. I know I’m not all that painful on the eyes. I’m pretty witty, laidback, self-sufficient, and low-maintena...

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