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Tony’s Rule #4 6 Apr 2011 | 06:11 pm
Don’t fart during a threesome.
Tony’s Insecurities… 6 Apr 2011 | 04:52 pm
Generally, my only insecurity is with my nipples.
Tony talking about the Swayze. 8 Mar 2011 | 01:07 pm
That guy made me want to take ballet lessons. Just think about all the grace I’d have!
Naming a COCKtail. 23 Feb 2011 | 08:00 pm
I’m not trying to jump over the moon for fucks sake; I’m just trying to get down the street.
After the bathroom break. 23 Feb 2011 | 05:23 pm
(leaning in to whisper…) I shook it three times though.
Chomp and Stomp. 14 Feb 2011 | 07:47 pm
It’s great, you get all drunk and full of chili.
Talking about guarana… 12 Feb 2011 | 11:11 am
Yeah, but heroin’s brown also.
Past conquests. 10 Feb 2011 | 06:51 pm
Hey, were you there the night that I fucked the gymnast out there on the car in the parking lot?
Talking about the botanical gardens… 10 Feb 2011 | 05:53 pm
So the vegetable amphitheater? It’s like Willy Wonka, only with less cavities.
Getting ready for work. 9 Feb 2011 | 08:04 pm
T: and just as I was about to leave… I kinda sharted a bit. J: not what I was expecting… T: not what I was expecting either!
