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Great Comeback 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
Afflection 26 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
People tried to make hacky jokes on Twitter about how Matt Damon should play the moon, but Matt Damon, those people, and everyone involved with running the servers at Twitter were flung far into spac...
Dirty Boyfriend 23 Aug 2013 | 02:13 pm
He’s so dirty that his girlfriend went back in time, enrolled at Bath University, nabbed a cheerleading uniform, got caught on her way back to the time machine by the Dean of Academics, was ordered to...
19th Century Gentlemanscaping 22 Aug 2013 | 12:08 pm
Way back in the entirety of the 19th Century, men’s vital arteries were located entirely in their balls (then referred to as “The Danger Zone”). Sure, it made the rest of their bodies tough enough to...
Working On The Chain Gang 21 Aug 2013 | 12:37 pm
They may not get any work done, but unlike a surly teenage boy, they’ll never pretend they’re working when really they’re just masturbating furiously. You have to respect the honesty here.
They Can Dance If They Want To 20 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
The indian in the cupboard had enough. He and his brethren were going to be respected, they were going to get referred to by their actual tribe name as opposed to a country on the opposite side of th...
Foreplay 19 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
These guys are looking to caddyshack up by putting from the rough, but they’re playing miniature golf if you catch my drift. If you don’t catch my drift, they’re golf puns. I was saying they are horn...
Hold Me Closer Tiny Batman 16 Aug 2013 | 01:00 pm
Sometimes one little word is all it takes to change the meaning of a sentence entirely. For example, Tomm didn’t find Batman WHILE walking down the street. He found Batman walking down the street WHI...
Where No Man Has Gone Before 15 Aug 2013 | 12:36 pm
With proof of Hell handily established, the intrepid men of NASA next turned their sights towards the North Pole, to see if Santa lived there. Upon arrival, they were merely met with Satan again, who...
Gobegone Jabroni 14 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
Gobegone Jabroni is not available in Canada, Mexico or Puerto Rico. Gobegone Jabroni should not be activated when driving or operating heavy machinery. Gobegone Jabroni is rated as safe for children ...
