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Bill Gates' Adventures in Heaven 13 Mar 2012 | 07:02 pm
Ever wondered what heaven looks like ? Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When he got there, he had to wait in the reception area. Heaven's reception area was the size...
Spell Checker 13 Mar 2012 | 07:01 pm
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar ...
TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS 11 Mar 2012 | 03:06 pm
Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really w...
Perks Of Being Over The Hill 10 Mar 2012 | 05:39 pm
There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way. Things that you buy now won't wear out. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. You no longer think of the speed limit ...
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel 9 Mar 2012 | 03:35 pm
10. "The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three." 9. "I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper." 8. "Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minute...
Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Wants To Be Vice President 9 Mar 2012 | 03:34 pm
10. The Washington, D.C. TJ Maxx has sold out of pantsuits. 9. She's practicing sitting around doing nothing. 8. Instead of pretending to be from New York, she's pretending to be from key battlegrou...
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks 9 Mar 2012 | 03:34 pm
10. "We ran out of coffee filters, so I'm using one of my old undershirts." 9. "Try our triple cappuccino -- It's a legal alternative to crack." 8. "Let me make sure that's not too hot." 7. "You kn...
Top Ten Things Never Before Said by a Presidential Candidate 9 Mar 2012 | 03:30 pm
10. "Vote for me or I'll slash your tires" 9. "Forget universal health care -- I'm buying every American an XBox" 8. "In a crisis I ask myself, 'What would Tony Danza do?'? 7. "I'd give you my plan...
Top Ten Changes CBS Is Making To The Grammys 5 Mar 2012 | 08:37 pm
10. "Best Country Album" award determined by good old fashioned leg wrasslin." 9. "Only live performance of the evening: A Howard Dean crazed rant." 8. "New category: Song most illegally downloaded....
Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce 5 Mar 2012 | 07:47 pm
10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters." 9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another. 8. You ask the guy at Hal...
