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Theory and Reality Lesson 2 Jan 2009 | 08:26 am
A young boy went to his father and asked, “Dad, what’s the difference between theory and reality?” “Well, son, the best way to explain this is a practical exercise. Go ask your Mom if she’d sleep wit...
Golf In Heaven 1 Jan 2009 | 11:00 am
God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps ...
Two people in the same grave 31 Dec 2008 | 12:52 pm
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in ...
Math Class 30 Dec 2008 | 12:00 pm
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many ...
The girl and the cop 29 Dec 2008 | 11:26 am
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. “Nice bike” the cop said “did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” the littl...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken 28 Dec 2008 | 02:00 pm
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on? Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner? Girl: Because we needed the e...
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A SECRET REDNECK JEDI 27 Dec 2008 | 06:01 pm
If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…” If you ever said the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a b...
Dealing with Loud Snoring 26 Dec 2008 | 04:52 pm
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t...
Found Money 25 Dec 2008 | 03:52 pm
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and...
The Confused Shopper 24 Dec 2008 | 07:00 pm
Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things. He ends up going to the...
