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Old Hat But Not Really 26 Aug 2013 | 06:04 pm

We're back, Jack. Apologies to everyone who is not named Jack. Which for some reason I suspect is...all of you. ANYWAY, I will be posting beach photos/stories/hilarity in a bit, but first. It's the ....

Camper of the Century 16 Aug 2013 | 07:28 pm

Okay, going to type this up REAL QUICK. Am super busy. Have to get back to the important business of forgetting to pack someone's underwear. I can't believe I forgot to mention this earlier, but. Ezr...

Great Storch Family Tornado of Destruction Summer Tour 2013 15 Aug 2013 | 09:56 pm

For some unfathomable, completely mysterious reason, we were...not...invited back for a visit with Jason's great-aunt and uncle at the beach this summer. I guess the Great Storch Family Tornado of Des...

Sounding the Everything Is Okay Alarm For the Millionth Time 14 Aug 2013 | 10:01 pm

So I wrote about four sentences' worth of an entry yesterday, an entry I didn't really WANT to write but simply didn't know what ELSE to write: My mom was in the hospital. She'd been in the hospital s...

The Book of Jackass 12 Aug 2013 | 09:15 pm

For our anniversary, we did our typical thing of better parenting through abandonment (patent pending) and once again left the boys with the grandparents while we got a hotel room in D.C. and did all ...

15 8 Aug 2013 | 07:07 pm

Today is my 15th wedding anniversary. Fiiiifteeeenth. Just think: only one more year until my marriage is old enough to drive. I still wouldn't let it babysit your kids or liquor cabinet or anything....

Riding In Cars With (Too Many) Boys 8 Aug 2013 | 12:30 am

When I was a kid, my family had one car, a Ford station wagon. My family also had seven children. So I remember riding in between my parents on the front bench seat (whatever, it wasn't like there was...

Oh Good She's Writing About Not Sleeping Again That's Always Fun 5 Aug 2013 | 09:55 pm

Ike woke up at 1:30 a.m. this morning and stayed more or less awake until 5:30 a.m. "More or less" consisted of: 1) crying 2) whimpering 3) flailing around on our bed 4) saying "ow ow ow" 5) com....

Ceiba's Complaintz 2 Aug 2013 | 08:29 pm

Ceiba has requested an opportunity to respond to yesterday's post. GURL, CRY ME A FREAKING WATER DISH. U HAZ NO IDEA THE WEEK I HAZD. WHEN I WAS INSIDE I WANTED OUTSIDE. ONCE I GOT OUTSIDE I NO LO....

Productivity Central 1 Aug 2013 | 08:20 pm

Have you ever had one of those weeks where you spent every waking moment working furiously at EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME GO GO GO...and yet when you stopped to catch your breath you realized you've actua...

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