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No One Cares About Your Quarter-Life Crisis 26 Aug 2013 | 11:55 pm

I recently went through what I thought was a difficult period of having to grow up and be an adult, but apparently has a name: quarter-life crisis. It’s big business now. Every magazine aimed for youn...

Ten Dating Mistakes People Make 15 Aug 2013 | 03:36 am

Dating kind of sucks sometimes, especially when you do that thing when you think, “Wow, I’ve just ruined everything.” Here are 10 Dating Mistakes People Make. Most of these I have done. No one is alon...

The Bachelorette Finale: WTF 9 Aug 2013 | 06:15 pm

The Bachelorette is a show I accidentally became deeply invested in. At first for the sheer “this is incredibly stupid and thus enjoyable” factor. But then the first part of the finale happened. And I...

It was ONE time! 6 Aug 2013 | 12:08 am

This is one of the more embarrassing things I’m going to admit. That says a lot considering this and this (and you can read more about that second incident in my new book, I Forgot To Be Famous). I b...

The Bachelorette Is The Craziest Show Ever 31 Jul 2013 | 02:50 am

The Bachelorette is the weirdest show on TV right now, and if you’re missing it, you need to catch up, because I can’t even describe the surreal level of weirdness that is happening on this seemingly ...

ModCloth’s 24 Hour Sale JUMP ON IT! 24 Jul 2013 | 03:29 am

Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you guys know that ModCloth is doing a special 24 hour sale for National Hot Dog Day. I’ve got 3 weddings to go to this summer. Well, I already went to one and one i...

Lying about having a boyfriend. 10 Jul 2013 | 05:27 pm

Two days ago I lied about having a boyfriend. I don’t do this, ever. This is one of those things I do not like to do. I do not want to feel like I have to lie about having a boyfriend to get out of...

On Taylor Swift, love, marriage, and the great unknown. 4 Jul 2013 | 02:03 am

Taylor Swift. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor Swift. Swifty ole Tay-tay. Dear, sweet Taylor Swift. You’ve taught us so much about men and break ups and bleachers. But you still have so much to learn — as do w...

My New Book “I Forgot To Be Famous” Is Out! 29 Jun 2013 | 06:00 pm

SUPER EXCITING NEWS! I wrote a book! An e-book! It’s called I Forgot To Be Famous. It’s available for pre-sale now on Amazon and will be available on Monday, July 1! It will also be available as an iB...

Just Some Things To Think About On Your Next Date 26 Jun 2013 | 04:38 am

What if your date brings a lamb? Or eats a lamb? Or is a lamb? What then? What if you ordered something really delicious and your date ordering something very average and you feel bad for them but at...

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