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Humor Jokes 12 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I kno...
Fishing Jokes 12 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putt...
Military Jokes 11 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled bui...
Divorce Jokes 11 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a ...
Blonde Jokes 10 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find th...
Police Jokes 10 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first. Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and ...
Marriage Jokes 9 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only dis...
Dentist Jokes 9 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and on...
Police Jokes 8 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, th...
Marriage Jokes 8 Dec 2012 | 09:10 pm
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be di...
