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And... 19 Dec 2010 | 04:21 am
And we're back. I don't suppose you'd believe I was having router issues this entire time? No? Dammit. Susan has been yelling (literally YELLING) at me to do an update and let you guys know how ev...
Dun Dun Dunnnnn... 7 Oct 2010 | 12:58 pm
Hell of a cliffhanger, right? When last we left our plucky hero, his wife had just unexpectedly decided to have a person fall out of her months in advance. Said person was incredibly tiny and incredi...
Time Flies... 4 Sep 2010 | 02:57 pm
So, if you're reading this, you're probably familiar with everything that has been going on since Susan got pregnant. I am writing this to inform you of the birth of our baby daughter. Now, some of ...
Wait... Nope, not dead yet. 16 Aug 2010 | 12:29 pm
I'd like to thank everyone for the messages they sent. I will try to answer as many of your questions as possible. No, I'm not dead. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I've been sick...
Random Thought 23 Jun 2010 | 02:06 pm
Have you ever seen those shirts that say "No Blood For Oil"? After the robot apocalypse, those are going to be terribly ironic.
ZOMG! 18 Jun 2010 | 03:24 am
Holy shit! Have you guys heard that the new Xbox 360 Kinect is on sale NOW?! Seriously. You can go right to your nearest Walmart and buy one. Motion control, a new menu system, new games. Did you se...
One Step Forward... 14 Jun 2010 | 11:52 pm
It wouldn't be a lie to say that I spend a fair amount of my time defending gamers. Given the generally negative stereotypes applied to my people, I find myself constantly quoting statistics and figu...
Now... Where Were We? 4 Jun 2010 | 02:15 pm
Okay, apparently, I was getting ready to do a whole thing about WoW and private servers and shit. Let's roll with that. Why the hell not? Because I absolutely hate myself, I made myself a list of sh...
Thank You 3 Jun 2010 | 04:12 am
I just wanted to thank everyone who sent their support for us. It was all really appreciated. And those of you who sent small donations and apologized for not being able to send more, you needn't be ...
So... 1 Jun 2010 | 02:59 am
I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror. As I gazed at my reflection, I realized that the face looking back at me wasn't my own. That man in the mirror couldn't have been me. His face was hag...