Wow. Just... WOW. 23 Aug 2013 | 08:39 pm

I'll just let this one speak for itself.

BEN AFFLECK CAST AS BATMAN IN THE 2015 MAN OF STEEL SEQUEL 23 Aug 2013 | 11:23 am

Yes, you read that right and it is most definitely not a gag. Ben Affleck has been cast to play Batman in the upcoming sequel to this summer's MAN OF STEEL. Don't believe me? Look it up any news feed....

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION (if someone who's unemployed can actually consider such a thing a vacation) 20 Aug 2013 | 07:09 am

As seen in Astoria, Queens back in July. Though I made like Hayata, I did not turn into an awesome, gigantic red-and-silver ass-kicker of giant monsters. Dear Vaulties- Time for another of my period...

FUCK KICK-ASS, GIVE HIT GIRL HER OWN GODDAMNED MOVIE!!! 7 Aug 2013 | 01:36 am

Case in point.

BLONDIE COVERS "GOLDFINGER" 6 Aug 2013 | 08:07 am

I've been a huge Blondie fan since 1978 — I rank them among my Top 10 all-time favorite bands; if all you know are the hits, you really need to dig deeper — yet I never knew this existed until just a ...

THE PERFECT WAY TO START ONE'S DAY 28 Jul 2013 | 05:37 pm

IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO TODAY... 27 Jul 2013 | 10:10 pm

From the "Wanna feel old?" department: 30 years ago today, Madonna's first album was released. I was a freshman in my first semester of college when the album's singles began their saturation bombing...

TRUST YER BUNCHE!!! 26 Jul 2013 | 10:24 am

A word of advice to those planning on seeing THE WOLVERINE: Do NOT walk out during what appears to be the end. Though I have not seen the movie itself, I have seen the Easter egg...

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS!!! 22 Jul 2013 | 10:25 pm

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING, PLEASE 18 Jul 2013 | 12:45 am

From the "Oh, HELL yeah!!!" department. (Though I do wish she'd finally be depicted with her Greek accent and kinky hair, like in the comics.) DC Comics, take note of this and stop fucking around. Dia...