Sunday Comics: Music to My Ears 18 Aug 2013 | 10:30 pm

When I am King: Tattle Tale 14 Aug 2013 | 06:35 am

When I am King... Tattoos will be more realistic. I spent the day at a waterpark, which wasn’t so much about body surfing as it was about body art. There were tattoos everywhere. I haven’t seen so m...

When I am King: Now Available for Android 10 Aug 2013 | 09:34 pm

When I am King... I'll make my books available on the Google Play Store. After a long delay and many weekends wasted fighting with my word processing program (A pox on you, Word!), I've managed to m...

Political Cartoon 29 Jul 2013 | 06:07 am

I was overjoyed to see Anthony's Weiner back in the news; I've missed that little guy. It's obvious that sending around revealing pictures of yourself is the best way to achieve political fame. Given...

Presupposes 27 Jul 2013 | 04:06 am

A marriage kind of presupposes Women like bouquets of roses, Jewelry on their hands and toeses; My true love does not. She’s okay with a rose or two But doesn’t make a big todo Or care if they a...

Weight for It 26 Jun 2013 | 08:13 am

Travelin' Rhyme 24 Jun 2013 | 12:07 am

I’m so happy for my kid That I can’t hardly speak, uh, That she’s traveling on her own Way down in Costa Rica. One thing that folks do down there Is zipline through the jungle. The speed must he...

Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday 14 Jun 2013 | 10:00 pm

A thing of beauty is a joy until she files a restraining order. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. And if you can't stand the dinner, get out of my house. If you can't beat them, j...

Important American Vocabulary for Foreign Peoples (3) 10 Jun 2013 | 12:31 am

Okay, it’s time for the third installment of this important vocabulary series. Today, I’ll cover words that are significant in that they are the next five on my list. detritus: This word’s alliterati...

Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday 7 Jun 2013 | 10:00 pm

It's better to light a candle than curse the DAMMIT! HOT WAX! Talk is cheap, but listening's expensive. You owe me big. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the wreck that puts you i...