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England celebrates 4th of July 6 Jul 2010 | 06:00 am
England was engaged in a national holiday yesterday, to celebrate the anniversary of the country's independence from the minor colonial establishment now known as the United States of America. Firewo...
Holy Grail found in Bromley 3 Jul 2010 | 06:00 am
The Holy Grail was discovered yesterday in a theatre in Bromley, ending centuries of speculation and mystery surrounding its fate. The sacred object central to Christian tradition, said to be the cup...
The news returns tomorrow 2 Jul 2010 | 06:00 am
In the interest of remaining true to this blog's name and being half-truthful: I have had a very exciting and eventful evening ... and ... This blog is totally going to be updated as normal with a pr...
Tennis match wastes substantial chunk of blogger's life 1 Jul 2010 | 06:00 am
A new world record was set last week when a tennis match went on for fucking ever. Your intrepid reporter was sat in an uncomfortable plastic chair for, like, days to report on the big sporting event...
World Cup finishes 30 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
The world cup ended rather anti-climactically last week, as everybody just stopped playing and nobody won. For decades, dozens of football teams from all over the world have come together every four ...
DHT servers attacked by hacker pirate zombie robot Nazis 29 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
The internet was plunged into chaos last week as the servers responsible for hosting The Daily Half-Truth - among other, less bullshit-oriented websites - were attacked and taken offline. Fortunately...
God declines request to clean up gulf 23 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
It was announced today that God has turned down the State of Louisiana's official request for assistance in cleaning up the oil spill that continues to devastate the Gulf of Mexico. On Sunday, the Lo...
UK Emergency budgie launched 22 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
George Osborne has described the necessity of an "emergency budgie" in order to save the UK's economy from collapse. The Chancellor announced recently that urgently enlisting the aid of a type of Aus...
Science "not just another worldview", scientists discover 19 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
Scientists have examined evidence, analysed data, rigorously tested hypotheses, and concluded that science is not simply an alternative worldview, on an equal footing to other ideas such as religion, ...
Perez Hilton explains Miley Cyrus prank 18 Jun 2010 | 06:00 am
Perez Hilton has publicly come clean this week, and admitted that Miley Cyrus is in fact just a hoax. The blogger and television personality, perhaps best known for his celebrity gossip website, stir...
