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If We Took a Holiday.. 8 Aug 2013 | 09:06 am
[thanks Jenny] Hiya box-shockers! Welp, it had to happen sometime. After five years of writing this mess without ever taking more than a couple months off, Effing Dykes is going on holiday for aw.....
Experience the Excitement 23 Jun 2013 | 05:36 am
[thanks! Selina of selinaloper] Hiya clam-jammers! What's happening? It's a perfect mid-June evening, and I'm sitting here typing this with all the windows open. My hair is air-drying from a bath ....
Baby Just Say Yes 15 May 2013 | 11:22 am
[thanks jLow and A] Hiiiii cunny lingerers! How's by you? Ahhhh I need to tell you I have the best work crush going right now. [via switchteams] Eee hee hee we are talking a cute, kinda androgyno...
Boxes of All Sizes 31 Mar 2013 | 01:49 pm
[thanks Randi B.] How's it goin', clit whisperers? Everything is lovely here. So calm. As I write this, I have a roast going in the Crock-Pot, almond milk yogurt going in the yogurt maker (yes! I a...
Heart of Glass 14 Feb 2013 | 04:30 am
[thanks Sadie and Emma] Hi oyster shuckers! [yes I did] What's happening? Over here in Chicago, it's been weird-weathering for weeks. [thanks Sarah H] Nothing like what you faggettes have on the...
Playing Xbox 15 Jan 2013 | 02:33 pm
[thanks Britt] Hi there, vagina-diners! Greetings from the black hole of time. Jeez. In the two months since we've talked, we've had Mitt Romney vanish like a bad dream and we've survived an almost...
Today On a Very Special ELECTION EDITION of Effing Dykes: In Which We Lose Our Shit Entirely 6 Nov 2012 | 08:59 pm
[thanks Cat] Hiiii canyon-yodelers ! Everyone take a really deep breath. Innnnhale...... annnnnnnnd exhale. [fayefayee from omoshiroidesunee] AGGGGGH IT'S NOT HELPING. OK I can't. I just really...
The Body Electric 28 Sep 2012 | 05:54 am
[thanks Delaney and Elizabeth. Make children immediately kthnx] Hiiii vadge-badgers! How's it goin'??? Over here in Chicago, the weather has stopped hot-boxing us at last. Thank gawd. It's finall...
All in the Femme-ily 23 Aug 2012 | 07:45 pm
[thanks yaara] Haaaaay snatch-snackers! What's happening? TONS is happening 'round these parts. (Heh.) Over here, as I write this righthissecond, I'm looking over at CJ, who is doing this: She is...
Top That 12 Jul 2012 | 03:05 pm
[thanks Rose S.] Morning, doughnut-glazers! Holy shit. Hooooly shit. Y'allfags? Before we can talk about anything else ever again, I need to tell you a really humiliating story, mmkay? Total Se....
