Of Fennel and Fisting 1 Mar 2013 | 05:38 pm

So much has changed since I was dating previously, like the invention of Grindr, the automobile and penicillin. It seems that the mobile gay-on-the-go facility just gives Gentlemen Who Can't Catch a c...

Fountain of Youth 22 Feb 2013 | 06:19 pm

When I was much younger - when Bakelite was a thing and decimalisation was a shiny glint on the horizon - I was quite struck with the idea of a sugar daddy. A few years of therapy later would reveal t...

The Reason I Now Have Short Hair 15 Feb 2013 | 07:40 pm

I hadn't been single long, still finding my feet - which it turned out were more often than not in the air - and managed to find this hulking great man via Dr Grin's Patented Finder of Gentleman Frien...

You Wanna Piece Of That? 25 Mar 2011 | 10:48 pm

Reboot 25 Jan 2011 | 05:21 am

Knocking Through To The Back Parlour 22 Dec 2010 | 03:06 am

Wankr 14 Jul 2010 | 10:18 pm

Set The Outrageometer to Moir 8 Jul 2010 | 11:14 pm

Gay-away 7 Jul 2010 | 02:33 am

Quick Thoughts On The Lost Finale. With Spoilers 26 Jun 2010 | 01:17 am