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Blue Days, Black Nights. 6 Sep 2012 | 08:34 am

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Hide and Seek in Flatland 28 May 2011 | 08:31 am

So, I’m clinically a psychopath, a friend impassively informed me over instant messenger. I got tested and stuff. “Oh yeah?” I replied, equally coolly. “Congrats?” Mhmm. You might wanna watch out. A...

I Wanna Take You to a Gay Bar 27 May 2011 | 03:18 pm

Whenever I write on my own blog I try to tell true stories.  Sometimes I'm the main character, sometimes I'm trying to properly convey the character of someone I know or someone I met standing in line...

No One Cares What You Think 25 May 2011 | 06:07 am

I'm surprised that a grown woman doesn't know this already, but it's true. No one cares what you think. They might feel what you feel, if you give them a reason to, or they might hear your opinion, if...

List of Portending Pain 24 May 2011 | 08:44 am

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Throw another shrimp on The Farbequeue 21 May 2011 | 03:53 pm

It was darkly golden, the thing that was thrust into my hands with little ceremony. Harsh tendrils of semi-molten metal twisted about and obscured the core of indeterminable gems. It was weighty and s...

More Like A Quarter Pound of Splenda 18 May 2011 | 08:00 am

First of all, I am fucking pissed off that this review got deleted and now I have to write another, and I've forgotten most of my jokes and links, which are now probably hovering nervously over one of...

Take Half the Clothes and Twice the Money 17 May 2011 | 05:42 am

The other evening, over Thai food, the man looked at me across the table and said, "I wish I were trekking in Nepal right now." I can't speak for Nepal, but a wave of wanderlust washed over me, and I...

From the frying pan, straight into the fire 14 May 2011 | 10:11 am

Yes, there will be reviews here next week, starting on Monday: Confessions of a Twenty Something Drama Queen (oh, joy) Camping in Heels (otherwise known as "improper preparation for adventure") The...

The bitch is back 12 May 2011 | 11:36 am

And, she missed you. It's time for changes, yet again, at Ask. You may or may not have noticed, but we need regular reviewers. Apply within. Caveat: We need reviewers who can be counted on to write...

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