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what a housing project looks like written down 23 Aug 2013 | 07:24 pm
It's the summer bank holiday weekend.* That means we get three days off, which is tremendously exciting, and I also get to say "See you next Tuesday" to everyone today. Calling someone a cunt with a...
russian, scripts & emails 21 Aug 2013 | 09:34 pm
Two things. That slightly pertain to the female anatomy. 1) What do you think of my new Russian porn script: [Cue left, somewhere in Soviet Russia, man opens door of a hotel in Moscow called, "The G...
sandy sponge sandwiches 19 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm
Can I introduce you to Britain's most read daily newspaper. You might've heard of The Sun. The Sun is notorious for two things, The Page 3 Girl, and it's ability to make puns out of every headline it...
stuff that i find fun now 15 Aug 2013 | 10:21 pm
A few things I've started to notice, as time storms ahead to my next [gulp] birthday in September. I am getting worse and worse at small talk, socially. I am getting better and better at small talk, ...
honeymoon part 2 13 Aug 2013 | 11:33 pm
By far the most luxurious, chilled out 'Christ is this real' part of our honeymoon was the fuck-off beautiful private island resort we went to. I'm not one to brag, but it was bloody brilliant. Here...
decor on the king's road 12 Aug 2013 | 09:48 pm
Went to meet my French friend - Mademoiselle - for a salad and green tea* on the King's Road. Mademoiselle is extremely good at interior decor. She can work a room divider and a tray of crystal decan...
the rainforest 9 Aug 2013 | 01:48 am
I like to believe our honeymoon was different. Where, if there was a prong in the fork of choice - can you see it? Can you see the prong? Can you? - we'd veer left side, towards the deepest jungle and...
offer accepted 7 Aug 2013 | 06:34 pm
Typical Victorian terraced housing in south west London Oh my goodness. Get out of the city, get off the bus, get off the phone, shut the door. After looking everyday, after work, on weekends, and ...
have car will travel 5 Aug 2013 | 06:21 pm
A truly sensational weekend really. For one, I cannot stop laughing. The Dove and I came up with an idea after two bottles of wine one a hot evening in Malta, and after waking up (mostly) sober the n...
maltese falcons 1 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm
Quick. Five reasons to go to Malta. 1) It's scorchio. 36 degrees in the summer. Right now. 2) It's fucking old. 700 BC is what one town, Mdina, is dated back to. 3) It has the most clear, crystaline...
