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Part Four: The Kick-Off of the Guided by Friskies Five-State Tour 26 Aug 2013 | 08:43 pm
Part four of four. Haven't read parts one, two, or three? Go ahead! I'm going to get some coffee, and I'll meet up with you here... I take a deep draw from my gin and tonic, then another. When on...
In the Midst of Life, We Are -- Oooh! Fish Flakes! 25 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
Found pale and unresponsive at the bottom of the aquarium last Thursday, Eddie IV, plecostomus, friend, and avid sucker of all things stationary, has died. He was of an undetermined age. Unlike Yang...
Critics Rave: Paps, Pedis, and Pubs Changes Everything! 24 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
Not to be indelicate, but the “yearly appointment” experience that many women dread could be improved upon. We’re not looking at it properly, people! I mean, it’s a pretty cut-and-dried situation, is...
Part Three: When You Go to the Bar with a Cat... 23 Aug 2013 | 07:14 pm
Have you read Part One and Part Two? Tiny little things they are, roughly 300 words apiece. If you want to go there now, we can wait. I'll just stay here until you come back. In consideration of.....
Part Two: Wherein We Learn of Dolly’s Gig 22 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
This is part two of a story that began yesterday. Go take a look. Go on! Under 300 words. You’ll be back in no time. We’ll wait here. I sigh. “What’s going on here?” “Hmmm?” Liza Bean Bitey, ...
Liza Bean Reports; or Cats Have A Lousy Sense of Timing 21 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
Someone small is hissing in my ear. “Pearl. Psssst. I say. Pearl.” I frown in my sleep. One minute one is being handed the Nobel Peace Prize for number of garage sales visited in a year and the ...
Yo-de-lay-hey-hoo; or I Wouldn’t Even Know Where to Shop for Such an Outfit 20 Aug 2013 | 07:03 pm
I sit in the back of the bus, up two stairs and in view of the fish-eye-lens camera. Should anything untoward happen, it’s only right that it be documented. It is my hope, if I am in a crash/lit on ...
Three Servers on a Bed of Arugula with an Exhausted but Amusing Dipping Sauce 19 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
I managed to re-injure my wrists this weekend. Naturally, I was against this. Please enjoy a bit of work-related exhaustion from winter of 2011. I hope to be back "live" tomorrow. When the opportu...
The Squat, Bald Man in my Head 18 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
The squat, bald man in my head has a louder, and sometimes opposite view of life than I do. He’s the one cackling with glee when the young XL woman in the M pants struggles to lift her own body weigh...
The Monkey Would Like to Speak to You Privately 17 Aug 2013 | 08:07 pm
I was at yoga the other day, rolling my forehead on the floor – as is my wont – when I had a bit of a revelation. The revelation? The guy next to me really and truly stinks. I paid good money for t...
