So, there's a Charlie's Angels Remake? 15 Jul 2011 | 05:17 am

For most lezbeans of my generation, Charlie's Angels occupies a very special place in our hearts and in our underpants. Sooo, when I first heard that there was to be a Charlie's Angels reboot, I was s...

If I Had An 80s Rock Tribute Band... 15 Jun 2011 | 04:12 pm

we'd be called The Belligerent Bums. Our shows would be EPIC! In the middle of warbling through the greatest hits of Whitesnake, Winger, Warrant, and other 80s rock bands whose names start with W, we...

Random Nonsensical Ramblings... Bad Juju 5 Apr 2011 | 02:19 pm

I had a co-worker who would constantly use the the phrase, "bad juju" to describe a bad situation. I'd be all, "Dude, why are you late?" He'd be all, "Dude, I missed my bus. Bad juju!" I would call h...

America's Next Top Model - Cycle 16 (Episode 05 / Rachel Zoe) 26 Mar 2011 | 09:28 am

Previously, on America's Next Top Model, blah, blah, blah. The models make their way back to the crib and immediately start admiring the picture of Kasia, on the wall. See, she won best picture this ...

America's Next Top Model - Cycle 16 (Episode 04 / Francesco Carrozzini) 18 Mar 2011 | 07:06 pm

Last time, on America's Next Top Model... stuff happened, a girl went home and, unfortunately, Alexandria got best pic of the week. Boooooo! As Tyra handed Alexandria her picture, she tempered the be...

America's Next Top Model - Cycle 16 (Episode 03 / Lori Goldstein) 14 Mar 2011 | 09:45 pm

Previously, on America's Next Top Model... some girl was sent packing. The models arrive back home to see Hannah's picture hanging on the wall. Everybody's all, "look how beautiful she is and stuff.....

I'm Pretty Sure I Have A Bug Phobia! 5 Mar 2011 | 04:44 pm

On the Gay Lady spectrum, I fall somewhere between "Butch" and "Only Wears Makeup on Special Occasions" I own, about, 25 pairs of shoes. Mostly skate shoes, a few pairs of flip flops, a couple of pai...

America's Next Top Model - Cycle 16 (Episode 02) 4 Mar 2011 | 01:48 pm

Episode two opens with the girls coming home, presumably, from some magical place where pretty people sit around, strategizing about how to make average looking girls feel more average. Molly won bes...

America's Next Top Model - Cycle 16 (Episode 01) 28 Feb 2011 | 10:37 pm

Oh my God, is this show still on?! *sigh* Okay. Well, as the jaded hater that I am, I feel a certain responsibility to snark about this shit. Don't hate the player, hate the messenger. Wait, that's n...

Who Really Watches The Tonight Show with Jay Leno? 30 Dec 2010 | 07:36 pm