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Thanksgiving Humor 22 Oct 2012 | 11:13 pm

Somewhere... a turkey works on her bucket list. For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac! Thanksgiving--Family Dysfunction at it...

Thanksgiving Humor 22 Oct 2012 | 11:13 pm

Somewhere... a turkey works on her bucket list. For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac! Thanksgiving--Family Dysfunction at it...

Adult Sex Funny 22 Oct 2012 | 11:05 pm

If men believed in reincarnation they'd ask to come back as a spider, so they could hear a woman scream OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT! roes are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, be...

Adult Sex Funny 22 Oct 2012 | 11:05 pm

If men believed in reincarnation they'd ask to come back as a spider, so they could hear a woman scream OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT! roes are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, be...

Adult Sex Humor 22 Oct 2012 | 10:59 pm

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but to catch them, you must first become a Master Baiter. fun size chocolate bars! what's that all about?. since when was anything 3inches, fun size? If the o...

Adult Sex Humor 22 Oct 2012 | 10:59 pm

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but to catch them, you must first become a Master Baiter. fun size chocolate bars! what's that all about?. since when was anything 3inches, fun size? If the o...

Stupid Folks 22 Oct 2012 | 10:55 pm

It's too bad wisdom can't be bought or sold. I know some people that are definitely in need of a shopping spree! Is requesting to be sent to a beautiful faraway island that DOESN'T contain: 1. Stupid...

Stupid Folks 22 Oct 2012 | 10:55 pm

It's too bad wisdom can't be bought or sold. I know some people that are definitely in need of a shopping spree! Is requesting to be sent to a beautiful faraway island that DOESN'T contain: 1. Stupid...

Stupid People 22 Oct 2012 | 10:52 pm

If I were you, I'd shut up. The little voices in my head are telling me to high five you in the face with a frying pan. If you are going to unfriend me on face book, don't use your husband's/wife's F...

Stupid People 22 Oct 2012 | 10:52 pm

If I were you, I'd shut up. The little voices in my head are telling me to high five you in the face with a frying pan. If you are going to unfriend me on face book, don't use your husband's/wife's F...

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