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techno(logy) viking 27 Mar 2009 | 03:17 pm

The other day while I was at work I was covering a class for a teacher who had a sudden (insert illness/attack/seizure here.) I had some down time because apparently they get an hour and a half to jus...

Liquid Pouch 19 Feb 2009 | 11:30 am

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ Turbaconucken, turkey wrapped in bacon with a duck, or some variation. My heart stopped while I saw that. Bacon shell taco. For reals. Also in other news, it's my...

Have you heard of a little band called...LIMP BIZKIT? 18 Feb 2009 | 03:44 pm

2009 is shaping up to be the most amazing musical year to date. Blink 182 is getting back together! No Doubt is making another cd (fuck yes) and most importantly LIMP BIZKIT IS REUNITING WITH WES BOR...

the incredible shrinking person 17 Jan 2009 | 10:14 am

Ive come to realize Im somewhat of a judgmental person. Not on purpose, but when I see people acting ridiculously I cant help it, I want to call them out on their debauchery and foolishness and tell t...

pop my collar 27 Nov 2008 | 04:13 pm

I assume everyone understands my stance on camaro's, mustangs, and popped collars. Usually the owners of such things are douchebags. I will however say the first two I have met cool people who own bot...

dateline el paso! 14 Oct 2008 | 12:51 pm

Im pretty sure there is a crazy hobo woman who lives in the library. I know I shouldn't judge but every single time I come here (and lately I feel like I am at the library every day) I see her and she...

motherfuckas 14 Sep 2008 | 12:59 am

The last post I made I was complaining about a stupid truck who cut me off. Little did I know a few days later I would have walked away from one of the most awful accidents of my life. I was in a hea...

Dear Adam Brody, 27 Aug 2008 | 05:35 pm

Dear Adam Brody (Or to whom it may concern:) My youngest (and only) sister has left for college, after repeated threats to move out of my house my mother offered the only thing she could, a new room....

ARCNO**(give me a beat) 15 Jul 2008 | 09:27 am

I know I know. It's been a long time since I have updated and my 7 or so readers have been complaining (not). I haven't found any reason to update even though there have been many hilarious moments in...

sushi, lou rawls, nipples 25 May 2008 | 04:42 am

Last Thursday (as in 2 days ago) I went to my best friends workplace, and hung out with her and watched her close shop. She works in a hipster part of town but still sort of dangerous (I don't know if...

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