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a little brain-shake for those of you who like to shimmy 19 Apr 2013 | 07:12 pm

Every now and then, I’ll post an essay here on Dear Mr. Postman, just to shake things up a bit. Yesterday, when I was feeling sad about the news, I happened to also be digging through my old writings ...

the world is a mixed bag of sad but also there are sloths 19 Apr 2013 | 03:33 am

This has been a strange and terrible week for news, and a lovely week for me and many people I know, minus the part where it’s been a strange and terrible week for news. “I feel incredibly fortunate t...

but by definition then that means I’m only dating losers 11 Apr 2013 | 10:19 pm

My mom once asked me why I feel the need to compete with my boyfriends. I stared at her, stupefied.   “Because I want to win.”

The Sex Lives of Teachers 11 Apr 2013 | 03:44 am

Book club last night: Me: My 5th grade teacher had some sort of psycho-sexual fetish for airplanes and Eddie Rickenbacker, an ace World War I fighter pilot. BK: My grade school principal had jerry cur...

I wrote a joke 9 Apr 2013 | 12:10 am

Moot Point, Null Void, and Silence walk into a bar. Moot Point and Null Void don’t say anything. Silence falls.

Beyonce is a “modern-day feminist” and that is not a thing 5 Apr 2013 | 08:14 pm

from the May 2013 issue of Vogue UK, when Beyonce was asked whether she considers herself a feminist: “That word can be very extreme…but I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do believe in equality. W...

THANKS with a side of cheese because who doesn’t like cheese really 4 Apr 2013 | 03:09 am

A few really necessary and heartfelt thanks regarding this new site before we move on: Taylor, who has been unendingly patient with my inability to articulate what something should look like before I ...

Welcome, part 3 2 Apr 2013 | 07:25 pm

A few explanations about the new site for those of you curious as to why things look the way they do and typography/design nerds: I’ve turned off comments. I may turn them back on in the future. If yo...

Welcome, part 2 2 Apr 2013 | 04:35 pm

A few of the really amazing features for those of you who like to be told what you’re looking at: Every post has some little meta-data next to the top left corner– telling you how long it will take yo...

WELCOME TO THE NEW DEAR MR. POSTMAN I AM SO HAPPY YOU’RE HERE 2 Apr 2013 | 12:36 am

Hellooooooo! Welcome to my new home. I’m really glad you’re here. Let me show you around! This new DMP features the most recent post on the homepage. Below, you’ll see beautiful posters (tiles) with t...

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