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Bengals fans use preseason to get into shape for heartbreaking disappointments 21 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

CINCINNATI, OH - With the NFL preseason is underway, teams are getting players into shape, making roster moves and and gearing up for the year ahead. In the case of Cincinnati Bengals fans, the presea...

Chad Johnson applies for Paul Brown Stadium vendor job as a way to get on Hard Knocks 21 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

CINCINNATI, OH - After viewing the first few episodes of Hard Knocks, former Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson’s longing for camera time became so strong that he has applied for a Paul Brown Stadium ...

George Takei promises to be greatest gay Japanese Oktoberfest Grand Marshall in world history 21 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

CINCINNATI, OH - Oktoberfest Zinzinnati has announced that the Grand Marshal of this year’s event will be actor and author George Takei. Organizers of the event and Takei himself have promised that he...

Kate Middleton loses over 1,300 Facebook friends over constant baby posts 14 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

LONDON, UK - As a result of her constant posts involving her newborn son, George, over 1300 of Kate Middleton’s Facebook friends have blocked or dropped her from their friend lists. The number of peop...

Anthony Weiner pledges to reinstate NYC Stop and Frisk Law 14 Aug 2013 | 09:27 am

Maria Sharapova increases average attractiveness of Warren County by 220% 14 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

MASON, OH - After arriving in the area for the Western and Southern Open Tennis tournament, Maria Sharapova immediately increased the average general attractiveness of Warren County, Ohio by 220%. It ...

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CINCINNATI, OH - The excitement never stops in Over the Rhine, as new businesses, restaurants and bars open on a regular basis. The latest addition to the neighborhood scene will be an ‘Epic Beard Dis...

Untitled 7 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

MIAMI, FL - Alex Rodriguez’s suspension from Major League Baseball has had widespread consequences around the nation. While baseball players, fans, advertisers, and the New York Yankees all consider w...

Covington plans Lumeno-methlab celebration 7 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am

COVINGTON, KY - Following the success of Cincinnati’s LumenoCity celebration, the city of Covington Kentucky has decided to capitalize on the idea by holding a similar event of their own. Covington ar...