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Demon Hunting 101 12 Aug 2013 | 06:37 am

We’ve all seen those movies about crazy people who believe demons live in their house, right? Terrifying stuff, but the demons are probably more scared of you than you are of them. Just…grab a big sho...

The Toast of the Town 12 Aug 2013 | 05:59 am

How mad have you gotten at your neighbor? Angry enough to lose your breakfast over it? And I’m not talking about the gross reverse digestion way, but actually get rid of your perfectly good breakfast....

Not So Chill 30 Jul 2013 | 07:21 am

What’s the hottest you’ve ever been? Temperature-wise of course, because if it was in physical terms, we all know we were the hottest at our 5th grade, bowl-cut, chubs stage. But really, to what exten...

Meat A Loser 24 Jul 2013 | 02:47 am

What do you guys think about sausage? I suppose it’s better than a hot dog, which in turn is better than bologna (which is basically giant hot dog slices?). And no matter what, it has to be better tha...

Let’s Get The Bleep Outta Here 19 Jul 2013 | 06:45 pm

Sometimes people don’t want their babies. Throughout history, these people have found convenient ways to get rid of them.  In the middle ages, a popular solution was to leave a swaddled infant on the ...

THC: Less For Me 19 Jul 2013 | 02:56 am

Mmm…brownies.  Mmm…cannabis. Just kidding. But pot brownies are a great way to both acquire the munchies and then take care of them simultaneously. And what more could stoners want than a simple, lazy...

s0 rand0m xD 26 Jun 2013 | 02:41 am

Ew, remember discovering technology in your middle school days? The thrill of limitless hashtagging, the freedom to use numbers as letters, and best of all, alerting everyone that you changed your Fac...

Nice Try 25 Jun 2013 | 07:11 am

What do you think of sagging pants? Is it just a fashion statement, or an indication that the wearer may be a rowdy delinquent type? I mean, it’s not that any teen boy’s underwear is particularly inte...

Teacher Learns Her Lesson 11 Jun 2013 | 11:51 pm

Little kids are cute, but they can also be incredibly annoying. One minute they’re drawing pictures for you and picking flowers, the next minute they’ve spilled an entire bowl of Fruity Pebbles on the...

Piggy Bank Heist 9 Jun 2013 | 06:09 am

Do you ever feel like you owe your parents? I mean, financially. They’ve paid for everything from diapers to summer camps to maybe even your wedding. Hopefully, if you’re a good kid (and I’m sure you ...

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