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one month old 15 Aug 2013 | 08:08 pm
One month. She is one month old today. A bite of breakfast pizza, run to the diaper bag to restock the wipes. The pacifier falls out of her mouth and she cries instantly. Run back. I feel guilty abou...
I am having a baby right now 22 Jul 2013 | 05:21 pm
Sometimes I talk to my apartment. “Hello, apartment!” I say, when I get home. “You’re looking great! I missed you. Did someone maybe forget to clean out the sink? You smell a little, but I still love ...
surprise 16 Jul 2013 | 03:09 am
I tell myself and other people that I started writing about beauty and body image because I moved to NYC and stopped eating dessert and realized that I was trying to be thinner all the time, and becau...
the family beauty 11 Jul 2013 | 07:14 pm
Bear’s grandmother looked like a movie star when she was young. You should see the pictures! There’s one of her perched on a rock in her bathing suit, and it looks like she was posed there by a famous...
god help me, I’m supposed to have a baby in a month 3 Jul 2013 | 05:19 pm
My due date is in a month (less by a few days, if you want to get technical), and I am trying to get ready for this baby. Which is, of course, impossible. But I finally bought a changing pad, so that...
the weird pressure to feel good in order to look good 1 Jul 2013 | 06:26 pm
Being beautiful is all about having the right attitude! It’s not about how you look, it’s about how you feel. Smile! When you look happy, you look beautiful! Beauty is a state of mind. (source) Stat...
super sexy with a big belly and body image issues 20 Jun 2013 | 08:36 pm
I feel a lot of different ways about my big, pregnant body. I wanted to write one simple piece, like “Reasons Why I’m Super Sexy Pregnant.” Or “I Still Have Body Image Issues While Pregnant.” But it’s...
cosmetic surgery doesn’t have to be shameful 17 Jun 2013 | 06:51 pm
When people imagine someone who has had plastic surgery, they often imagine a woman with pushed up, too-round breasts and a stretched, unnatural face. There is something sad about her. It is sad that ...
Jennifer Garner and me 13 Jun 2013 | 01:59 am
I look in the mirror a lot not because I’m vain, necessarily, but because I’m constantly forgetting what I look like. Really, I am. My appearance startles me all the time. Basic things about it. “Wait...
how I want my daughter to look 7 Jun 2013 | 05:20 pm
I was so sure I was having a boy. I’d even given my baby a boy name, and I talked to my belly and told him he was a great son. A strong, noble, excellent son. People said, “A mother knows…” and … Cont...
