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Schools Out For Summer! 25 May 2011 | 12:43 pm
Hey Family Freakout! readers, we want to inform you that we’re going on a temporary hiatus for the summer. We’ll be swimming, gorging ourselves on BBQ, buying new sunglasses, going to the beach, apply...
The Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake 18 May 2011 | 03:37 am
The mayonnaise in this recipe is really just a simple substitute for the eggs and butter/shortening you’d usually put into a cake. The CHOCOLATE MAYONNAISE CAKE is easily the quickest cake recipe eve...
Babies, Baseball & The Art of Patience 17 May 2011 | 12:22 am
If Baseball has its Spring Training and the army has basic training, what exactly counts as baby training? There is some warning about all the spit-up, the poop and pee, and diapers. My fiancée Jenny ...
You Know Where You Can Go? 12 May 2011 | 01:44 pm
The greatest (and for this household, most timely) bedtime book ever written will be released in June. Now you know. There’s one swearing enthusiast who already has this in her cart on Amazon…
What’s In Her Bag? 11 May 2011 | 08:44 am
“Lapina is a silly tricky fairy”. She likes to go out on the town, make appearances in super markets and cafes and do impromptu dance performances. Her favorite band is MC5 and her favorite color is “...
Happy Mother’s Day!! They Owe Us! 7 May 2011 | 01:00 am
Well, our day is nearly upon us. Mothers unite! Finally we can sleep late and sip champagne bedside at 10 am. I mean, that’s my plan. I also gave strict instructions that there was to be chocolate and...
Twins Names Reveled! 5 May 2011 | 11:53 am
First, I’d like to say I am in no way obsessed with Mariah Carey, but since “covering” her last trimester on Family Freakout! I thought we should bring the story full-circle now that she’s given birth...
Born in the U.S.A 5 May 2011 | 08:30 am
Just when you thought America could not lose, Save the Children had to go and publish their annual report naming the best and worst places to be a mother. Naturally, we Americans think we’re the sh*t,...
Mother’s Day Tattoo Tribute! Submit Now! 4 May 2011 | 03:02 am
Shortly after giving birth to each of my kids, I went and had their names tattooed on myself. Both names are encased in hearts and prominently displayed on my upper left arm. I did the same thing afte...
Portuguese Kale Soup 3 May 2011 | 04:37 am
I’m sure that if vegetables could be trendy, kale would be on the cover of Vogue right now. Initially I thought that kale was used mainly in green juices at the health food store. Then I discovered ka...
