The Falkirk Genius 19 Aug 2013 | 12:39 pm

The “good” thing about asking immo to do something for you is he completely ignores what you’ve asked him and does his own thing, which is invariably better than your idea anyway. That’s why he’s a ge...

Two questions. 14 Aug 2013 | 01:01 pm

I was away a wee trip recently, and on the way, I saw this (photie out of windscreen): Anyway, it really is a bike company, and it reminded me of someone: Where I went had a lot of lovely buildings,...

TV Quiz 9 Aug 2013 | 12:36 am

This gatehouse I passed today was used in series 2 of a popular ITV 1 hour, comedy/drama series of the 80s, and 00s. Name the series? Spermo will be looking at the EXIF info for the co-ordinates, he'...

Cleaning god's own... 8 Aug 2013 | 01:40 pm

....bicycle. 41,000 miles this gorgeous piece of engineering has carried me: That's almost as many pies as sev eats a week.

The occasional MG quiz 8 Aug 2013 | 02:03 am

This may be updated when I send a new one to Mardy. He hasn't got this one yet: "I see you've sent my letters back, Mark Gee's records and they're all scratched".

I hate dem gooks 2 Aug 2013 | 05:17 pm

Searching for the work gene 1 Aug 2013 | 10:29 pm

Went for a genetic test today and when the counsellor couldn’t draw the second blood sample she asked if she could use my other arm. But the sensuality of touching my muscular girly, tanned arm and th...

Camp as Christmas 1 Aug 2013 | 12:22 pm

My friend has just come back from watching the Tour and bought me this King of the Mountains cap. Wish I could post a pic of me wearing it, with that and the eyeliner on it’s like a bad 80s flashback.

So Bewlay, Snake.... 26 Jul 2013 | 07:03 am

SPL or DIV 3?

James, The Northern Enigma.... 18 Jul 2013 | 06:38 pm

.....that's very good Jimmy, you could use it when you join the ever growing fold of contributors to EC.