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Funny Craigslist Ad #253: Have Crabs? ME TOO!! Let’s breed them! 4 Apr 2013 | 05:49 pm
So, I've got this really awesome problem. Some nights ago at a bar, I met a really beautiful woman. Only downside was, she had crabs. I'm not talking one or two here and there. This was a full on colo...
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Funny Craigslist Ad #250: Lady at the funeral – m4w – 50 (Houston) 3 Apr 2013 | 06:26 am
saw you at the funeral and I couldn't take my eyes off of you. I think you wanted to look at me but you couldn't. You just stayed in the corner. Your hair was blonde.
Funny Craigslist Ad #249: Grape Juice fetish – m4w – 37 (Philadelphia and suburbs) 12 Jan 2013 | 05:22 am
I am a gorgeous SWM and a highly educated person with a problem. I have been looking for what seems like an eternity for a special SWF (HWP) who might appreciate and partake in my special fetish. I wo...
Funny Craigslist Ad #236: Sexy Christian Man needs Place to stay (Dallas Area) 6 Aug 2012 | 08:21 am
ello. I'm a smart level-head christian man. I'm relocating to Dallas because I love the city. I need a place to stay until I find a job. I'm looking to live with a woman. Ideally we will hit it off an...
Funny Craigslist Ad #235: HOUSE CLEANING $10 HR 1 Aug 2012 | 07:56 am
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Funny Craigslist Ad #234: Free Kittens (possibly brain-dead) (Gramercy) 1 Aug 2012 | 07:11 am
I have 10 questionable baby kittens that I'm giving away for free. I would keep them but, frankly, I don't want them. Fair warning: I think these kittens are mildly brain-dead. I know the parent cats...
Funny Craigslist Ad #233: 36″ Sony Trinitron CRT TV – FREE (DSM) 26 Jul 2012 | 07:57 am
So apparently video technology has changed since my kids were born. Rumor has it they are thin, light and BIG. When I bought this (I was married at the time) I was told I could buy a TV as big as she ...
Funny Craigslist Ad #232: In need of personal ass wiper/wiener holder plus everything else (Dayton, OH) 23 Jul 2012 | 10:52 pm
My husband and I are in desperate need of a personal ass wiper and wiener holder. Both of us work 60 plus hours per week and are too tired to cook, clean, or do anything really at the end of the day, ...
Funny Craigslist Ad #231: Frank Ocean – $60 (Austin) 21 Jul 2012 | 12:13 am
I will literally do anything for a Frank Ocean ticket. I am a young and relatively attractive girl and there is nothing that I wont do to get into this show.
