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Airport Garage 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, an...
You're ABCDEFGHIJK 26 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asked, "What does that mean...
Still Waiting 23 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot choc...
Wrong Pants 22 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have? Joey: I'd have somebody el...
Puns and Such 21 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
If Santa Claus had a father, do you think there must have been a Grandfather Claus? We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. (Aesop, 620 BC - 560 BC) I always prayed b...
At The Vet 20 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir," she interjected, ...
Trust? 19 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b...
Better Grades 16 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get b...
Twins 15 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
Recently a young woman came into my father's insurance office with her newborn twins. Dad asked her if she ever had any trouble telling them apart. She gave him a funny look before responding, "No, ...
Trombone Housekeeper 14 Aug 2013 | 12:00 pm
A trombonist had a fantastic gig on the day he had to play in an opera. He tried to find a replacement but without success. Finally he went to his housekeeper and convinced him to take his place. "I g...
