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I’m Not Sure Why I’m Not A Famous Marketing Person, Either 2 Feb 2013 | 10:18 am

Sometimes, when I have had a day full of people and their talking to me, I will cruise Fab.com to decompress and clear my head and it’s just so full of fun and random that I can’t help myself. Which i...

Things Like This Are Exactly Why Things Go Wrong For Rodney. 11 Jan 2013 | 05:22 pm

Last month, my friend Rodney sent me a message and asked if I’d read his book and give him my feedback on it. And then he kept asking me over and over again to tell him that I liked it. Basically he w...

What I Think About 18 Dec 2012 | 09:33 am

I’ve been, like everyone, really, been able to do little more since Friday than think of the 20 children who were killed in their school, in their classrooms. I’ve been thinking about the my own child...

This post is so ADHD, I’m pretty sure it should come with complimentary adderall. 10 Dec 2012 | 06:13 am

Last week my friend @WikiSteff ended another ridiculous turn in a conversation with, “sometimes, Science helps.” Which struck me as hilarious, possibly because I’m suffering from having my sleep sched...

Don’t all holidays include tears, fights, murder plots and therapy? I might be doing holidays wrong. 24 Nov 2012 | 04:01 am

(Most people would probably write some sort of explanation for why they haven’t posted in two months, but I think we both know it wouldn’t make a difference. Let’s say I’m lazy and move on.) So I went...

I made a flow chart. 10 Aug 2012 | 08:06 am

Yesterday was Chester’s birthday. It’s been kind of a crazy summer, so I texted him and told him that a few us were buying him lunch for his birthday. Downside? We were going too. But, I also made him...

The Many Stages Of Insomnia In Pictures, Mostly 11 Jul 2012 | 11:31 am

Having insomnia is like having the flu, but no one thinks you’re sick. When you have insomnia, people who’ve never had it have a hard time understanding exactly why you don’t just go to bed and get so...

Ideas That Come From My Insomnia 10 Jul 2012 | 10:25 am

My insomnia is back. Worse than the last episode, not as bad as the time before just yet. After years of this, I have learned that many things that SEEM like a brilliant idea while in the midst of my...

This Isn’t A Real Post 8 Jul 2012 | 01:14 am

I had a text convo with a friend the other day that resulted in the funniest auto-correct moment ever. My friend TheNextMartha uploaded it to DYAC and it’s up there now. Go give it a like or a comment...

In Case Of Instagram Failure, Use Pictures Below 1 Jul 2012 | 09:47 am

You may not have heard, but Instagram was offline yesterday for hours. And the Internet lost its shit. It was a dark and scary day for everyone. Everything is fine now, but I’ve drawn some placeholde...

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