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Attorney and Two Men 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate. His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs wh...

sacked 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

I got sacked because I wouldn't check out this gorgeous woman at work. I hated being a hotel receptionist anyway.

Yo Momma So Fat! 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Gullible cop 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged: Cop: May I see your driver's license? Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th ...

cider 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A little boy hurts his finger, runs in the house, and calls out to his mother. "Oh," she says, "let me get a band-aid for that." "No!" cries the boy, "Cider!" "Cider?" the mother exclaims. "What on ea...

The Perfect Penis 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himse...

coma 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Whenever my girlfriends take me back to their place, they always slip into something comfortable. A coma.

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found t...

Blonde and Genie 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three...

Chuck Norris boner 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Once Chuck Norris had a boner. Their were no survivors

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