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Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas 18 Feb 2013 | 07:47 pm
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. Related Jokes:Insurance jokes-Wooden legShot To The HeartFunny Cowboy Jokes – Cowboy a...
Material Damage 18 Feb 2013 | 07:49 am
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his...
Really funny jokes-Speeding 17 Feb 2013 | 07:47 pm
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.“Th...
Clean jokes-Mess maker 17 Feb 2013 | 07:48 am
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things...
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal 16 Feb 2013 | 07:47 pm
OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI HUG — Using sleight-of-hand, place arms ...
Funny jokes, funny teacher student jokes : Maths homework 16 Feb 2013 | 07:47 am
Maths homework A little boy is doing his math homework and while he’s working out his sums he says to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...
Really funny jokes-The Salvation Army 15 Feb 2013 | 07:46 pm
A guy who worked with my brother was transferred to the city where I live. My brother called me and said this guy had cerebral palsy and would need to hire some people to help him unload his van and t...
Naughty jokes-Don’t go that route 15 Feb 2013 | 12:44 pm
A man left the lower forty-eight for Alaska to get away from it all. At the last outpost before losing himself in the wilderness for a year, he decides that an entire season alone should be started by...
Naughty jokes-Compulsive gambler 14 Feb 2013 | 07:46 pm
There was this 5-year-old boy named Johnny, and he was very wise in the ways of the world. His problem was that he was a compulsive gambler and couldn’t resist making all these outrageous wagers.“Hey ...
Kids jokes-Higher power 14 Feb 2013 | 07:47 am
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, ‘We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?’One child blurted ...
