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Nice People Swallow 11 Mar 2010 | 08:29 pm
It seems a certain crook had the bad habit of spitting tobacco juice. And he didn’t exactly care where he spit. A keen eyed detective noticed tobacco juice stains on some papers that had been ransack...
Snoopy He Isn’t 11 Mar 2010 | 08:28 pm
Responding to an alarm going off in a hockey rink, the police found an intoxicated man trying to operate the Zamboni. He had crashed it into a wall. He had also operated two fork lifts, damaging the w...
The Class Photo 20 Feb 2010 | 06:33 pm
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up an...
Pa is Gonna Be Mad 20 Feb 2010 | 06:33 pm
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget it for now. It’s dinnertime. Co...
The Tooth Fairy 20 Feb 2010 | 06:32 pm
After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy. Finally putting two and two together, he came right out and asked his mother, “Mom, are you the too...
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers 20 Feb 2010 | 06:31 pm
1. He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 2. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 4. Three words: carpal paw syndr...
Let Sleeping Dogs 20 Feb 2010 | 06:31 pm
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked i...
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers 20 Feb 2010 | 06:30 pm
1. He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 2. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 4. Three words: carpal paw syndr...
A collection of insults! 17 Feb 2010 | 01:09 am
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say it was your stupidity. Well, I’ll see you in my dreams — if I e...
Travel on the plane 17 Feb 2010 | 01:07 am
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally r...
