I’m really enjoying all of the desperate emails from deal vendors begging you add them to your... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:48 pm

I’m really enjoying all of the desperate emails from deal vendors begging you add them to your Primary Gmail tab like someone who got dumped and is trying to claw their way back into your life.

Last night I watched the first episode of this show called Breaking Bad. Seems like it might be a... 26 Aug 2013 | 05:18 pm

Last night I watched the first episode of this show called Breaking Bad. Seems like it might be a good series to get into. Y’all ever seen it?

There needs to be a term for the feeling when you see a notification badge on your Facebook app and... 25 Aug 2013 | 09:09 pm

There needs to be a term for the feeling when you see a notification badge on your Facebook app and it turns out to be just some person you never talk to inviting you to play some dumb fucking game. C...

Feelings on Chris Davis making the Sports Illustrated cover. 22 Aug 2013 | 12:20 am

Feelings on Chris Davis making the Sports Illustrated cover.

orioles: Have you seen the new SI cover? Yes yes yes yes yes.... 21 Aug 2013 | 09:22 pm

orioles: Have you seen the new SI cover? Yes yes yes yes yes. My man is blowing UP and I was there first. I WAS THERE FIRST.

Tumblr why the fuck am I seeing posts from people I don't follow in my dash? 21 Aug 2013 | 06:13 pm

STOP HAVING WEEKLY PIZZA PARTIES AND MAGIC SHOWS AND FIX YOUR FUCKING PRODUCT

That boy good. 20 Aug 2013 | 11:27 pm

I will always purchase with actual money every John Mayer album sight unseen (sound unheard?). I have been able to compartmentalize his stupidity, his serapes and cowboy hats, and his phenomenal music...

Putting on/removing a bra with a bum shoulder is... trying. 20 Aug 2013 | 09:07 am

Raise your hand if you’re a disgusting monster like me and you eat the entire contents of your... 20 Aug 2013 | 07:55 am

Raise your hand if you’re a disgusting monster like me and you eat the entire contents of your Graze box in one day.

Do we like "Applause"? 19 Aug 2013 | 10:47 pm

I think I like “Applause”.