Meinscheissleben - meinscheissleben.com - FMyLife
General Information:
Latest News:
Anonymous says FML 15 Dec 2012 | 05:33 pm
Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-li...
ToughTittiesToYou says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 06:45 pm
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML
connorriley says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 06:07 pm
Today, I sent my husband a text about how unbelievably annoying and stupid my sister is. Then I realized I accidentally sent it to her, not to my husband. FML
MiscHats says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 05:28 pm
Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
mysidesaresplitting says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 11:44 am
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
bloodyfreakinawful says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 11:40 am
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my p...
Ethan_18 says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 10:10 am
Today, as my 12 hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until h...
Money-money-money says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 07:25 am
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Anonymous says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 05:51 am
Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, ...
surrounded by dumbfucks says FML 14 Dec 2012 | 04:44 am
Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what s...
