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Self Improvement Advice from the Devil 13 Jul 2013 | 07:32 am

1 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. 2 – Half the people you know are below average. 3 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 4 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on th...

KEEP SPINNIN’ 9 Jun 2013 | 06:49 am

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Black Sabbath Limerick 7 Jun 2013 | 06:40 am

Black Sabbath railed so much cocaine That they had it delivered by plane now Ozzy’s snowblind and misplaced his mind and everyone still thinks he’s insane!

Guess the Service 12 Apr 2013 | 06:24 am

1 – Click on your show 2 – Watch 5 second ad for the channel that carries the show. 3 – Watch 5 second ad for the show itself 4 – You are now presented with a choice of “ad experience”, providing prec...

CLEAR, Clearwire, Whateva’s 13 Mar 2011 | 02:14 pm

HAHA, we have your credit card numbers, STUPID!!! CEO Bill Morrow resigns will full corporate pension and stock portfolio. Whee!!!!

A Ride to the Airport 20 Feb 2011 | 12:02 pm

A successful businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket — if he could just...

He’s getting some Pooh-tang tonight. 4 Feb 2011 | 12:48 pm

Tigger pleaze!! Can't keep his hands out the honey jar....

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